Stupidity (May Subd Geog)
UF Idiocy [Former heading]

or

An Ode to Sandy Berman

Sandy Berman is his name
Original cataloging is his game
He knows subjects assigned by LC
Do not always reflect reality
He changes headings till they seem right
Which gives his boss a terrible fright

We must obey, we must conform
We must not stray from the norm
We must not think, we must not smile
Said the letter put in Sandy's file
Fearless people who shoot from the hip
Have no place in librarianship

For Librarianship USE Library science

- Barbara Blair

Sandy Berman, 1977 (photo courtesy of Mitch Freedman)

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