Stupidity (May Subd Geog)
UF Idiocy [Former heading]
or
An Ode to Sandy BermanSandy Berman is his name
Original cataloging is his game
He knows subjects assigned by LC
Do not always reflect reality
He changes headings till they seem right
Which gives his boss a terrible frightWe must obey, we must conform
We must not stray from the norm
We must not think, we must not smile
Said the letter put in Sandy's file
Fearless people who shoot from the hip
Have no place in librarianshipFor Librarianship USE Library science
- Barbara Blair
Sandy Berman, 1977 (photo courtesy of Mitch Freedman)